W will you please go away and let us rehearse? So Hamlet slinks off lookin’ for a backer Mutterin’ how he’ll never ever talk to another fuckin’ actor And him and Horatio they walk down a ways Till they see some clown diggin’ a mouldy grave Hamlet picks up a skull he says Who was this sucker? They say Yorick He says Yorick? I knew the motherfucker He used to be court jester Hey Yorick show us howYou used to make them funny faces – Why ain’t you laughin’ now? I’ve kissed these lips I know not how oft And Horatio uips Hey let’s not announce how oft you kissed them lips I mean people already talkin’ ‘bout the way you walk And the fact that you ain’t givin’ Ophelia no nookOh and speakin’ of Ophelia – Polonius her daddy Says Hey that prince is drivin’ my little girl batty Got her runnin’ all night and sleepin’ till noon God knows what else he got her doin’ But he’s our royal prince lord of earth sky and water But he’s also a horny little pimply faced shitheadTrying to hump my daughter So Polonius calls Ophelia and says Listen darlin’ daughter I hope you and Ham ain’t doin’ things you shouldn’t oughter ‘Cause you let ‘em touch an ankle and they wanna grab a knee And they never buy nothin’ that you let ‘em have for freeOphelia says Hey Pop I know the score You think I wanna wind up another palace whore? I got the dud sendin’ me letters and babblin’ ‘bout the moon I really do think his bells are out of tune Well don’t you go dingin’ his bells says Polonius ’’Cause if he throws you in the grass I’ll get your big brother Laertes to kick his royal assNow Laertes overhears his name bein’ bandied about He says Hey Pop you signin’ my ass up for somethin’My head don’t know about? Plonius says Son it’s Hamlet that loony tune Been fed all his life with a silver spoon He’s in my face and on my neck I mean the dude ain’t playin’ with a full damn deck He’s bumblin’ around twirlin’ his crown And callin’ me a fishmonger all over town And he’s charmed your baby sister with his rhymes and his riddles Hey you think she’s puttin’ on a little weight around the middle? Laertes says Hey Pop she ain’t no baby She got a set of jugs tha’d drive any prince crazy Now that’s just a natural fact and not lust or incest And if she shakes ‘em right she could be a princess That’s right says Ophelia That’s my scheme And the way kings been dyin’ ‘round here I could wind up ueen Enough says Polonius That Pince has ruined my day Now we gotta see his fuckin’ play within a play Hell the place’ll be drafty the seats won’t be com’fa’ble I wouldn’t go at all but these tickets ain’t refundable Prob’ly full of symbolism I won’t understand it Shit I hope it rains and all the critics pan itSo they go to the play and everybody’s there They got diamonds on their doublets They got ribbons in their hair Lords ladies dogs babies all in attendance The maruee says MURDER DECEIT AND VENGEANCE ONE OF YEAR’S TEN BEST DO NOT MISS ITSo everybody figures it’s another piece of shit And they’re bitchin’ ‘bout their seats buckin’ the line Scalpin’ tickets and sippin’ wine Rattlin’ their programs twistin’ in their chairs Tryin’ to catch if any celebrities are there Then the play begins – and ooh looky here –It shows the king puttin’ poison in his brother’s ear And King Claudius is watchin’ and ooh is he pissed He says I know who’s responsible for this He calls Hey Gertie come here hon What the hell’s the matter with your jive ass son? I give the kid room board ‘n’ remedial education And he calls me a murderer and other wild accusations Hell I’d sue him for libel for implyin’ that shit But the libel laws ain’t been invented yet Just ‘cause I’m bangin’ you he’s givin’ me hell I think he wants to hump you his own damn selfueen Gertrude says I think he’s goin’ throughAn Oedipal rejection seein’ his uncleReplace his father in his momma’s affection Oedipal? says the king The punk is givin’ me some shitI’ll send him where I sent his pop if he don’t uitSo you tell him it’s better to leave some things unsaidOr he’ll be puttin’ on his crown without his motherfuckin’ head So the ueen runs to Hamlet she says Oh listen son Y’better suck up to the king before some foul deed gets doneIt’s true he wears black socks and Hawaiian shirtsBut that ain’t no reason to treat him like dirtBecause he is your uncle and I do wear his ringAnd most of all he is the motherfuckin’ king Don’t say mother fuckin’ king says Hamlet Please Somehow that phrase makes my blood freeze My daddy was a handsome dude with dignity and class And this fat fool got hair on his back and boils on his ass Can anybody get you in their goddamn bedJust ‘cause they got a crown on their goddamned head? His momma says Hey before you go off the deep end There’s some things about women you gotta comprehendNow milkmaids and ueens we all have filet mignon dreams But when the steak is gone you will eat the beans And when you’re out of beans you’ll chew the shoes off their feet But you.
hamlet book told pdf street epub Hamlet as ebok Told on pdf as Told on kindle Hamlet as Told on the Street ePUBW will you please go away and let us rehearse? So Hamlet slinks off lookin’ for a backer Mutterin’ how he’ll never ever talk to another fuckin’ actor And him and Horatio they walk down a ways Till they see some clown diggin’ a mouldy grave Hamlet picks up a skull he says Who was this sucker? They say Yorick He says Yorick? I knew the motherfucker He used to be court jester Hey Yorick show us howYou used to make them funny faces – Why ain’t you laughin’ now? I’ve kissed these lips I know not how oft And Horatio uips Hey let’s not announce how oft you kissed them lips I mean people already talkin’ ‘bout the way you walk And the fact that you ain’t givin’ Ophelia no nookOh and speakin’ of Ophelia – Polonius her daddy Says Hey that prince is drivin’ my little girl batty Got her runnin’ all night and sleepin’ till noon God knows what else he got her doin’ But he’s our royal prince lord of earth sky and water But he’s also a horny little pimply faced shitheadTrying to hump my daughter So Polonius calls Ophelia and says Listen darlin’ daughter I hope you and Ham ain’t doin’ things you shouldn’t oughter ‘Cause you let ‘em touch an ankle and they wanna grab a knee And they never buy nothin’ that you let ‘em have for freeOphelia says Hey Pop I know the score You think I wanna wind up another palace whore? I got the dud sendin’ me letters and babblin’ ‘bout the moon I really do think his bells are out of tune Well don’t you go dingin’ his bells says Polonius ’’Cause if he throws you in the grass I’ll get your big brother Laertes to kick his royal assNow Laertes overhears his name bein’ bandied about He says Hey Pop you signin’ my ass up for somethin’My head don’t know about? Plonius says Son it’s Hamlet that loony tune Been fed all his life with a silver spoon He’s in my face and on my neck I mean the dude ain’t playin’ with a full damn deck He’s bumblin’ around twirlin’ his crown And callin’ me a fishmonger all over town And he’s charmed your baby sister with his rhymes and his riddles Hey you think she’s puttin’ on a little weight around the middle? Laertes says Hey Pop she ain’t no baby She got a set of jugs tha’d drive any prince crazy Now that’s just a natural fact and not lust or incest And if she shakes ‘em right she could be a princess That’s right says Ophelia That’s my scheme And the way kings been dyin’ ‘round here I could wind up ueen Enough says Polonius That Pince has ruined my day Now we gotta see his fuckin’ play within a play Hell the place’ll be drafty the seats won’t be com’fa’ble I wouldn’t go at all but these tickets ain’t refundable Prob’ly full of symbolism I won’t understand it Shit I hope it rains and all the critics pan itSo they go to the play and everybody’s there They got diamonds on their doublets They got ribbons in their hair Lords ladies dogs babies all in attendance The maruee says MURDER DECEIT AND VENGEANCE ONE OF YEAR’S TEN BEST DO NOT MISS ITSo everybody figures it’s another piece of shit And they’re bitchin’ ‘bout their seats buckin’ the line Scalpin’ tickets and sippin’ wine Rattlin’ their programs twistin’ in their chairs Tryin’ to catch if any celebrities are there Then the play begins – and ooh looky here –It shows the king puttin’ poison in his brother’s ear And King Claudius is watchin’ and ooh is he pissed He says I know who’s responsible for this He calls Hey Gertie come here hon What the hell’s the matter with your jive ass son? I give the kid room board ‘n’ remedial education And he calls me a murderer and other wild accusations Hell I’d sue him for libel for implyin’ that shit But the libel laws ain’t been invented yet Just ‘cause I’m bangin’ you he’s givin’ me hell I think he wants to hump you his own damn selfueen Gertrude says I think he’s goin’ throughAn Oedipal rejection seein’ his uncleReplace his father in his momma’s affection Oedipal? says the king The punk is givin’ me some shitI’ll send him where I sent his pop if he don’t uitSo you tell him it’s better to leave some things unsaidOr he’ll be puttin’ on his crown without his motherfuckin’ head So the ueen runs to Hamlet she says Oh listen son Y’better suck up to the king before some foul deed gets doneIt’s true he wears black socks and Hawaiian shirtsBut that ain’t no reason to treat him like dirtBecause he is your uncle and I do wear his ringAnd most of all he is the motherfuckin’ king Don’t say mother fuckin’ king says Hamlet Please Somehow that phrase makes my blood freeze My daddy was a handsome dude with dignity and class And this fat fool got hair on his back and boils on his ass Can anybody get you in their goddamn bedJust ‘cause they got a crown on their goddamned head? His momma says Hey before you go off the deep end There’s some things about women you gotta comprehendNow milkmaids and ueens we all have filet mignon dreams But when the steak is gone you will eat the beans And when you’re out of beans you’ll chew the shoes off their feet But you.
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